SPICE RACK REHAB: A LUMBERJACK'S LAMENT

This here situation is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be well-kept, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a disaster of dusty jars and shattered bottles. I can't even find the cinnamon when I need it for my famous breakfast stew. This ain't just a kitchen crisis, this is an existential struggle. I got